That's right - after just two weeks we've decided that Blogspot just isn't big enough for us so we've pushed the boat out and bought ourselves a brand spanking new domain name

If you've been kind enough to link to us, please remember to update your link so it goes straight to the new website -

Wiley vs Macca & Heather

This has been doing the rounds - fuckin' comedy!

Easy Toys Remix Atari and Scarlet Blonde Electropop

Our man in Mexico, Jorge "Lil" Sanchez or Easy Toys got in touch earlier today with this lovely little bubbling house track. It's a remix of Atari by Japanese Satoshi Tomiie's track "Atari" and it's bang on the money.

Satoshi Tomiie ft Chiara - Atari (Easy Toys Remix).mp3

Next up it's Scarlet Blonde, an electro-rock band from here in the UK who's ballsy electro-infused rock sound is devastating in your headphones and infectious on a dancefloor.

I strongly suggest you go to, and check out the multitude of free tracks available to download.

Whenever, Whatever gets a strong thumbs up from the Noise Porn camp. Irresistible.

The Sunday Project 2 : Graeme Maclean

For our second edition of the Sunday Project (I've renamed it that from The Sunday Chill - hope that's OK!), we have recently featured Graeme Maclean who has provided us with an exclusive mix of his take on chill, featuring some warm house-based grooves from the tracklist below.

1.King Roc - The Beginning (Mutual Society)
2.Mujuice - Belyaevo Sunset (Pro-Tez)
3.Dualists - Wonderful Days (Dub Mix) (Plastic City)
4.I:Cube - Deep End (Versatile)
5.King Roc - Welcome to Zion (Simple)
6.Kadebostan - Caracas Soul (Freude am tanzen)
7.Martin Buttrich - What's Your Name? (Poker Flat)
8.Boris Bunnik - Starview (Sebastian Davidson Remix) (Glideslope)
9.Jonas Bering - Lincoln Road (Kompakt)
10.Jonas Bering - Can't Stop Loving You (Kompakt)

The Sunday Project 2 : Graeme Maclean.mp3 (ZShare)

You can check out the first edition of the Sunday Project here. Enjoy that perfect antidote people and check back in a week for The Sunday Project 3...

Thrillabeats - Let's go kill some vampires

Thrillabeats, a rising name on the Russian tearout breaks scene, are more than your average breakbeat collective - incorporating a VJ duo into their live act. Their energetic sets include menacing visuals that add a whole new level to their sound. It's at times quite a dark, breaksy sound with some definite eastern influences, but there's also lively guitar riffs and occasional underlying funk to keep things going.

Thrillabeats - 15 minute promo.mp3

1) Future Shock (Fast Mix)
2) Dreadshot
3) Mind Breaker
4) Black Samurai
5) Charged To The Muzzle

This music wants me to go any buy a sword and a long, black leather coat. And then go kill vampires. Get the free track they provided here as well, it's another version of Future Shock off the promo.

Thrillabeats - Future Shock (Slow Mix).mp3

Like the promo CD says - Thrillabeats are coming to London...

Felix Cartal - NLLR Mixtape 042

Jawdropping electro-infused house mix just in from Felix Cartal, who's been invited to be No.42 on the No Love Lost Records mixtape project (check out NLLR here, it's an outstanding series of free mixtapes distributed over the internet).

This guy really is shithot right now, and what's more DJ Mag say the Ed Banger crew better watch their back with this guy around!

01. Motor - "Drug Punk"
02. Junkie XL - "Zage"
03. Andy Caldwell - "Warrior (Claude Von Stroke Remix)"
04. Felix Cartal - "Vancouver"
05. Sebastien Leger & Chris Lake - "Word"
06. Sebastien Leger - "Jupiter"
07. Fukkk Offf - "I'm A Freak"
08. Lazaro Casanova - "Venganza (Felix Cartal Remix)"
09. Felix Cartal - "Moss Vs Tree"
10. Phil Kieran - "Skyhook 3"
11. Felix Cartal - "Montreal Dreams"
12. High Powered Boys - "Up Down (Acapella)"
13. John Starlight - "John's Addiction Part One"
14. Alter Ego - "Rocker"
15. Jesse McCartney - "Leavin (JFK Remix)"
16. The Cribs - "Men's Needs (Goose Remix)"
17. MSTRKRFT - "Vuvuvu"
18. Naast - "Mauvais Garcon (Yuksek Remix)"
19. LFO - "Freak (Acapella)"
20. Felix Cartal - "Parisienne"


Felix Cartal Myspace


And remember to join our Facebook group and add Noise Porn on Myspace!!

Chris Santiago - April Promo Mix

Just came across this excellent mix from Chris Santiago in Chicago. Upbeat, driving house music all the way through, just builds and builds.

01 Dataworx - Get Even [Dataworx]
02 Riva Starr - La Conga [Dirtybird]
03 Kink - The Big Payback [CDR]
04 Dan Berkson - Easy (Justin Long & Mazi's Rmx) [Gourmet]
05 Santiago & Bushido w/ Fame - For The People (Hijack Rmx) [Potty Mouth]
06 Robosonic - Kaputt In Hollywood (Santiago & Bushido Rmx) [diskomafia]
07 Kid Kudi - Day N Nite [Fool's Gold]
08 Tyree - Keep It Poppin (Double Depth Rmx) [CDR]
09 Herman Ross - House of God [CDR]
10 DJ Jeroenski - Back Once Again (Lee Mortimer Rmx) [Cr2 Records]
11 Bass Kelph - Helium (Mowgli Rmx) [Vacation]
12 Crookers - My Penny [Southern Fried]
13 Klaus Hil - Dirt Diver [CDR]
14 Junior Boys - No Kinda Man (Jona Rmx) [Get Physical]

Chris Santiago - April 2008 Promo Mix.mp3

Also, producing as Santiago and Bushido, get their fantastic EP "For What" from Primal Records NOW!

Groove Armada to headline Other Stage at Glastonbury

Just revealed that Groove Armada will be headlining at Glastonbury on the Other Stage.

Other acts believed to be appearing on the Other Stage include Massive Attack, Hot Chip and The Wombats.

Glastonbury Festival takes place at Worthy Farm, Pilton, Somerset from 27-29 June with Kings Of Leon, Jay-Z and The Verve set to headline. Other names on the bill include Dizzee Rascal, Jamie T, The Cribs and Leonard Cohen.

This is them playing at Exit Festival last year - totally incredible.

Kouncilhouse Salt n Pepa bootleg and FREE B-side

The remix and production work of Kouncilhouse speaks for itself. But in case it doesn't, here's one of the finest list of accolades we've seen in a long time.

ATOMIC HOOLIGAN... "big tings! nice boot! was screaming for it! will def be banging this one!"
CAGEDBABY ..."Chemical buzz is the one doing it for me, but all really good tunes "
HARDY HARD..."This is the most refreshing Salt n Pepper remake I heard so far"
BEATVANDALS..."Have been playing Kouncilhouse tunes in my set and are totally rockin the floor...The Shizzle!!"
BEAT ASSASSINS..."Kouncilhouse gets the party rocking with his solid grooves"
TONI JARVIS..." Pass the pepper is full of bass and is guaranteed to get the party started "
TOMCRAFT..."sounds wicked it! "
MICKY SLIM..."phatt Beats"
RICO TUBBS..."Brraaps! Pepper tune is killing it!"
MC CHICKABOO..."woy yoi!! soundin big! Noice very noice indeed! ;) x"

Go check out and load up Pass the Peppa (first up on the Myspace player!) Here's the B-side off that record to download, in total contrast (but totally representative of this guy's madly diverse skills), it's a really chilled breaks track with some very naughty vocals.

Kouncilhouse - Daddy.mp3 (YSI) (ZShare)

And if you like that then go and buy Kouncilhouse - Pass the Peppa -here.

Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit 2008 (Filipe Guerra Mashup Final)

There are some truly AWFUL mashups of this Nirvana classic going round the place but this one I just picked up off Vibe4Me is actually pretty good. Electro but still retains the original in a pretty classy way.

Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit 2008 (Filipe Guerra Mashup Final).mp3 (YSI)

Ben & Lex FREE track

Right this is just in from Ben & Lex, West Country wonderboys and all round fine chaps. It's a free track and "a right proper funk-a-thon of a tune which will get even the most miserable bugger dancing"

Ben & Lex - It's All Go In The Ghetto.mp3

Ben & Lex's distinctive sound can be heard on their weekly NSB radio show as well as guest mixes for and Ben & Lex have also had an exclusive half-hour mix on Radio 1 for Annie Nightingale and they are residents at the UK’s longest running monthly breakbeat night, Beatz & Bobz, where they regularly support break beat heavyweights such as Rennie Pilgrem, Freq Nasty, Tayo, James Lavelle (Unkle) and The Freestylers as well as giants such as the Wu Tang Clan, Afrika Bambaata, Grandmaster Flash, Adam F & Fresh and DJ Zinc.

With critically acclaimed sets across the UK they have also made numerous festival appearances at Glastonbury, The Glade and Beautiful Days. They are also gaining international kudos with recent appearances at the Miami Winter Music Conference, Dangerous Drums in Berlin, Mission Dance Winter Sessions in Mannheim and the Break Nation festival in Seville where they rocked it to a crowd of over 10,000 Spanish nutters!!

Expect an exclusive mix just for us very, very the meantime get all the info from

Facebook group and Myspace page

Hi there quick plug - please join the Facebook group for Noise Porn here

We've also just launched our Myspace page at - please add us and feel free to leave a comment!

Cheers guys!

New Curly Mixtape

New mixtape in from Curly in California ( and it delivers the goods in terms of crunchy electro. Tracklisting is below and get it here

01. Malente and ManroX - Spend Ur Cash
02. Noir - Super Skunk (Ed Kane Pulling A Whitey Mix)
03. Hijack - Shimmy
04. Santiago and Bushido - Got That
05. Heavyfeet - Sick Like That (Santiago and Bushido Remix)
06. Butter Party - Wriggle (Zodiac Cartel's Twisted as Hell Mix)
07. Geoff K - Jack It Up (Heavy Feet Mix)
08. The Bulgarian - Jack It Like A Zombie
09. Elite Force - Used & Abused (Zodiac Cartel Mix #1)
10. Meat Katie and D.Ramirez - Stop The Revolution (Bassbin Twins Remix)
11. Hatiras - Green Frisbees (Original Beam Me Up Mix)
12. Hijack - Possessed
13. Freqlem - Where Does It Come From
14. Jesse Voorn - Here It Comes (Jaimie Fanatic's Cum Mix)
15. Zodiac Cartel - Devil's Music
16. Scott Cooper - Tech Buddy
17. Christian Hoff - Jive Bomb
18. Riva Starr - Jack My Bell
19. Sawtooth Sucka - Depressed Mode
20. Armand Van Helden - Je T'aime (Riva Starr "ACID'80" Remix)
21. Riva Starr - Badassbass
22. Jaymo - Tuned in Live (Micky Slim Remix)
23. John Acquaviva and Olivier Giacomotto - Good (Dopamine Remix)
24. JR From Dallas - Jazz Ghetto City (Lee Mortimer Remix)
25. Sawtooth Sucka - This Is Hot
26. Hijack - Party People
27. ATFC - Mothership (Bart B More Dub Mix)
28. Stupid Fresh - Get The Fuck Up
29. Santiago and Bushido - For What (The Bulgarian Remix)
30. DJ Delicious - Let It Drop

Also check out

Music Festival Calendar UK 2008

Due to various work commitments in London this summer, I've decided not to go abroad at all and put all my hard-earned dosh into a packed out festival season in the UK. I've come across a bit ofa problem however - I've found it quite difficult to find a clear calendar line-up of all the festivals I want to go to so I can avoid clashes and plan my summer.

One or two websites have done this but not really in a clear way, so here's a list of music festivals going on in the UK. They're either dance festivals or have a dance element to them - enjoy!!

April (2 Festivals)

April 25th Bang Face Weekender
April 26th Bang Face Weekender
April 27th Bang Face Weekender/Love Music Hate Racism Carnival

May (3 Festivals)

May 10th Radio One Big Weekend
May 11th Radio One Big Weekend

May 23rd Run To The Sun
May 24th Gatecrasher Summer Soundsystem/Run To The Sun
May 25th Gatecrasher Summer Soundsystem/Run To The Sun
May 26th Run To The Sun

June (3 Festivals)

June 7th Rockness
June 8th Rockness

June 9th Beachbreak Live
June 10th Beachbreak Live
June 11th Beachbreak Live
June 11th Beachbreak Live

June 27th Glastonbury
June 28th Glastonbury
June 29th Glastonbury

July (5 Festivals)

July 3rd O2 Wireless Festival
July 4th O2 Wireless Festival
July 5th O2 Wireless Festival

July 18th Glade
July 19th Glade/Lovebox Weekender (London)
July 20th Glade/Lovebox Weekender (London)

July 24th Secret Garden Party
July 25th Global Gathering/Secret Garden Party
July 26th Global Gathering/Secret Garden Party
July 27th Secret Garden Party

August (4 Festivals)

August 1 Big Chill
August 2 Big Chill
August 3 Big Chill

August 8th Bloom
August 9th Bloom
August 10th Bloom

August 16th V Festival
August 17th V Festival

August 23rd Creamfields
August 24th Creamfields

September (1 Festival)

September 5 Bestival
September 6 Bestival
September 7 Bestival

So there you go - I've added a couple of smaller ones in there as alternatives to the big ones (e.g. Secret Garden Party) Below are the big three music festivals in Europe. Benicassim clashes with Glade unfortunately, but both the others are good to go.

The Big Three in Europe

June 19th Sonar
June 20th Sonar
June 21st Sonar

July 10th Exit
July 11th Exit
July 12th Exit
July 13th Exit

July 17th Benicassim
July 18th Benicassim
July 19th Benicassim
July 20th Benicassim

Hope that's helpful, if it is spread the word!!

An Introduction To The Count & Sinden

Cool vid from Domino Records introducing the dastardly duo

Think they're taking the piss!

4Watt - Dirty Electro House Mashup Mixtape

Right this lovely little bit of upbeat electrohouse action just in from 4Watt from London. This is an earlier edition of his podcast and there's sure to be more on there as well, so if you like this one take a look at the others.

Young Mr. 4Watt is also a budding producer and you can check out his tunes at I'd especially recommend taking a look at "Change The World," good stuff - especially considering it's produced from start-to-finish on Fruity Loops.

4Watt DJ Mix 28 - Dirty Electro House Mashup Mix.mp3 (YSI) (ZShare)

01 Ladyflash (Simian Mobile Disco Mix) - The Go! Team
02 Mars (Edit) - Fake Blood
03 Beeper (Fake Blood Remix) - The Count & Sinden
04 Skin - Simian
05 Knobbers - Crookers
06 Aguas de Parco - Crookers
07 Anyway You Choose to Give It (Fake Blood Remix) - The Black Ghosts
08 Marina Gasolina (Fake Blood Remix) - Bonde Do Role
09 Soci Ali Baba - Crookers feat MC Dandao
10 Running from (feat Tommie Sunshine)(Olivier Giacomotto Remix) - John Acquaviva & Madox
11 Restless (Fake Blood Remix) - UNKLE
12 Dirty Things (feat Betty Brooklyn)(Gnewkow & Norm Remix) - Sheldon Romero
13 Join Ur Handz (Roman Salzger Remix) - DJ Chus & Peter Gelderblom
14 Trash (Crookers Remix) - The Whip
15 I want Your Soul (Crookers Remix) - Armand Van Helden
16 It's Our Future (Deadmau5 Remix) - Francisco Diaz & Young Rebels
17 The Salmon Dance (Crookers 'Wow' Remix) - The Chemical Brothers

Hot Chip - Ready For The Floor and more...

Right people, this guy claims never to have heard of Hot Chip until recently, but he still managed to cook up this lovely little bootleg which is available here - sure to get some toes tapping somewhere!!

Hot Chip - Ready For The Floor (Brandon Black Bootleg?).mp3

Also this wonderful downtempo track featuring some guitars and lovely percussive bits from a chap called Black Gravvvy (more to come on him...)

Black Gravvvy - Jump.mp3 (YSI)
Black Gravvvy - Jump.mp3 (Zshare)

And a slightly older couple of house bootlegs from James Amato and Nate Bowen.

Skeelo "I Wish" (James Amato & Nate Bowen Bootleg).mp3
K7 -"Cmon Bounce" (James Amato & Nate Bowen Bootleg.mp3

Nice mixture of 4/4 in there for you, enjoy people!!

Interview with The Count and Sinden in RWD

RWD have got an interview with The Count and Sinden out which is pretty cool, check it out here

RWD - Let’s talk about sex. What's sexy to you? And what's not? Any sexual no-no's?

The Count: Sexy? Curves. Not sexy? Avarice. No-no's? Anything involving mayonnaise.
Sinden: A banging body and a pretty face is sexy. Girls that act like starfish's in bed is not.

Pretty sound advice there chaps.

Provokal & Bob Marley - True Love

This just in from Aussie born but UK-based hiphop artist Provokal. Provokal (real name Aaron Iselin) didn't enjoy the move much over to the UK and turned to poetry to express himself. This progressed into him developing his own rap-style and then competing in battles as "Provokal."

In December 2005, Provokal sent his demo into the offices of Broken Souls Productions, (Producers - ImZ & Neehi, Artists - Genesis Elijah, Lady Destiny, Dread MC), which landed on the desk of ImZ. Although ImZ wasn’t too impressed with the overall demo, he saw potential and admired Provokal’s attitude.

Since then Provokal has excelled in his art form, which has opened up many doors; Provokal has performed along side many respected artist such as DJ Jazzy Jeff, Lethal Bizzle, Klashnekoff, Skinnyman amongst others. In 2007 Provokal performed on Rodney P & Skitz’ BBC 1Xtra radio show when Rodney P complimented Provokal on his lyrics and delivery by stating "You have heavy, heavy, heavy vernacular!”

Already having had enjoyed airplay on national radio (BBC Radio 1) and having had recorded a track with the likes of Cypress Hill, at their studio in LA, Provokal is going from strength to strength. Get this -

Bob Marley - True Love feat. Provokal.mp3

Email management at provokal dot com for more info.

DJ Kue - OMG

He is DJ Kue and his music has been garnering support from Judge Jules, DJ Dan, Donald Glaude, Charles Feelgood amongst others. Many of his early tracks made their way through the blogs/forums until his first official release on Vibrance Recordings, "Something Special."

Recently, Kue has begun working on production with DJ Dan and Donald Glaude, along with new music for labels InStereo, Shush Music, and Sweet Cherry Music. Keep on a look out for new music and performances from him, and in the meantime check this banger out -

DJ Kue - OMG.mp3

Jak Z Minimix

Get this on your player NOW! This boy is seriously hot property, recently spotted on the bill at Always Fridayze @ The Egg, London and blowing it apart with this minimix featuring his own material. Tracklisting is below! If you want to book him or just check him out, go to and especially listen to that Nina Simone remix.

1) Crystal Waters- Gypsy Women- Jak- Z's Produxshon mix

2) Jak- Z- Cuties Pie

3) Jak- Z & Scott Cooper- Move Ya Body

4) Jak- Z- Feeling Rather Good

5) Snap- Got the Power- Jak- Z's Produxshon Mix

6) Jak- Z- Hurt Me

Jaz Z 20 minute Minimix.mp3 (ZShare)

Crookers Minimix - New site for fidgethouse, crunk, electro etc.

Hi guys, just got wind of this exciting new forum that's just started up called PottyMouth Music. If you like Switch, Sinden, all that lot - get involved!

And as an extra treat in case you missed it in January, you can get Crookers minimix which he did for Annie Mac on Radio 1 right here, it's 10/10.

Crookers Minimix with Annie Mac (Radio 1).mp3

Also this track which I've been unsure of for a while but have decided to put up, have a listen and decide for yourself

Emily Karpel - Tipa (Edu K Tel Aviv Delight Mix).mp3

The Mystery Jets - Hideaway (Switch Remix)

Pretty exciting - this just got released onto the blogosphere by Merok Records.

Long awaited remix of Mystery Jets indie anthem "Hideaway" from serial dance floor destroyer and kingpin remixer Switch. Been waiting for this one for ages and it has finally dropped thanks to those supercool French Fluokids. Perhaps needs a bit of beefing up but that infectious riff just keeps on kicking in. Good stuff, download it here -

The Mystery Jets - Hideaway (Switch Remix).mp3

Big tunes for your player - Wiley, Daft Punk, Beastie Boys plus original material

First up it's another HUGE remix of Wiley "Wearing My Rolex" from The Shoes keeps their track record of better-than-the-original remixes going.

Wiley - Wearing My Rolex (The Shoes 2.0 Remix).mp3

Next up it's Easy Toys, a 19 year old producer from Mexico who's got in touch with us with his new electro track. Got some good vocal samples in their from a wise sound engineer explaining the imminent impact of huge bass, quite fun. Check it out for yourself and check his Myspace -

Easy Toys - Get Loud.mp3

Local DJ Jules Moretti is one of the busier student DJs around Edinburgh and has provided us with this cheeky Daft Punk infused bootleg. Check out his website, and catch him either at Lulu on a Monday night, Berlin on a Thursday night or best of all supporting Caged Baby at The Caves on 16th May. Promises to be a very good night, Facebook the details here

Don't Stop vs Technologic (Jules Moretti Personal Bootleg).mp3

Next up it's electro clashing with some crunky hiphop from Brooklyn DJ/producer Morsy (

Old Money - Steve Harvey (Morsy Mix).mp3

And finally it's Essex lad RDubz who says unfortunately we can't download his latest creation cos they're still clearing the vocals for release. He's a 24yr old producer from Chelmsford Essex, who's been producing since 2001. He's also part of newly formed record label collective 'Static Delight' (which consists of DJ Tastie, DJ Rascall, RDubz and Addz1), which also promotes events around the place.

They already have a release out 'Static EP' and you can pick that up here -

In the meantime check out and load up DJ Ade - No More (R Dubz Don't Play Mix), very exciting new electrohouse track.Said RDubz was the last one but actually we've got Monkeyfighter from the Czech Republic who is tearing it up with these two tracks. Check them out and watch out for more from this guy, he's good...

Beastie Boys - Body Moving (Monkeyfighter Remix).mp3
Monkey Fighter - Bouncing.mp3

Hope you enjoy all those and keep the tunes rolling in!

Myspace Mondays

Right start of a new column which will give you a quick run-down of stuff I've come across on Myspace over the past week so you can get the tunes without the trawling.

Best track gets Myspace of the Week - simple!

Brazilian Breakbeat from MKM & GBX -
Listen to - The Prodigy - Funky Shit (MKM & GBX Remix)

Serious basslines from Rebel Sketchy -
Listen to - Shapeshifter - MYAGI (Rebel Sketchy Remix)
Download Rebel Sketchy - Next Level.mp3
Download Rebel Sketchy - Bangbox.mp3

Jump up crunk with Detboi -
Listen to - Detboi - Come Rest Up


Get killed with Ribs and IG88 -
Listen to - Ribs & IG88 - Get Murdered

Go forth and keep it NOISY!!